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    What God Wants, Part 3

    Don't be afraid it's only business
    The alien prophet sighed
    The vulture and the magpie took
    The cash box from its hook
    The monkey in the corner wrote
    The figures in his book
    Crazed the checkout lady's fingers
    Flash across the till
    The captain posts
    The menu for the day
    And in banks across the world
    Christians Moslems Hindus Jews
    And people of every
    Race creed colour tint or hue
    Get down on their knees and pray
    The raccoon and the groundhog
    Neatly make up bags of change
    But the monkey in the corner
    Well he's slowly drifting out of range
    Christ it's freezing inside
    The veteran cries
    The hyenas break cover
    And stream through the meadow
    And the fog rolls in
    Though his bottle of gin
    So he picks up a stone
    That looks like a bone
    And the bullets fly
    And the rivers run dry
    And the fat girls sigh
    And the network anchor persons lie
    And the soldier's alone
    In the video zone
    But the monkey's not watching
    He's slipped out to the kitchen
    To pile the dishes
    And answer the phone

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