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Q:    How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
            to change a light bulb?

A:    1,331:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list
    that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
    how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
    changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the
    light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this
    mail list.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to
    please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
    alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all
    use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant
    to this mail list.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
    superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of
    light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands
    are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different
    light bulbs

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to
    post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are
    relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to
    this list.

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them
    including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because
    they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was
    meant for, leave it here.

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

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