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In the PC World, how does a chicken cross the road?

    NT Chicken:
            Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

    OS/2 Chicken:
            It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that
            nobody noticed.

    Win 95 Chicken:
            You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it
            and it still tastes like ... chicken.

    Microsoft Chicken (TM):
            It's already on both sides of the road.    And it just bought the

    OOP Chicken:
            It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

    Assembler Chicken:
            First it builds the road ...

    C Chicken:
            It crosses the road without looking both ways.

    C++ Chicken:
            The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer
            to him on the other side.

    VB Chicken:
            USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

    Delphi Chicken:
            The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other

    Java Chicken:
            If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will
            download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)

    Web Chicken:
            Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

    Gopher Chicken:
            Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

    Newton Chicken:
            Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it
            across the road in your pocket !

    Cray Chicken:
            Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in
            liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

    Quantum Logic Chicken:
            The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the
            road until you observe it on the side of your course.

    Lotus Chicken:
            Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do !

    Mac Chicken:
            No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the
            road, so there's no way to tell it to.

    Al Gore Chicken:
            Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-crossing
            Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished,
            assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the

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