# nobody should be hitting cgi-bin or /Apps
User-agent: *
Disallow: /digicam/auth
Disallow: /diary
Disallow: /cgi-bin
Disallow: /Apps
Disallow: /computers/humor/funnies/funnies.cgi
Disallow: /caffeine-cgi-bin
Disallow: /bin
Disallow: /aimfunnies/funnies.cgi
Disallow: /aimfunnies/index.phtml?funny=
Disallow: /aimfunnies/?funny=
Disallow: /diary/
Disallow: /bin/redir
Disallow: /*.jpg$
Disallow: /*.gif$
Disallow: /*.png$
Disallow: /*.JPG$
# 2007-08-27: Googlebot crawling hmspgh.{net|org} and making 404 requests
Disallow: /?q=*&kot=*
# ZyBorg continually hits /computers/humor/funnies/funnies.cgi because it fucking ignores the above * line.
# its a bad, bad bot.
User-agent: ZyBorg
Disallow: /
Disallow: /computers/humor/funnies/funnies.cgi
Disallow: /aimfunnies/funnies.cgi
# NameProtect.com crawls searching for IP.  thusly, they are lame.  thusly, no access for them.
User-agent: NPBot
Disallow: /
# turnitin.com busts kids for plagarism.  bad bad bad.  let them plagarise!
User-agent: turnitinbot
Disallow: /
# amzn_assoc never reads this anyway, but they wreak havoc on the site.
User-agent: amzn_assoc
Disallow: /
# (2003-08-24) picsbot indexes pictures.  meh on that.
User-agent: psbot
Disallow: /
# 2003-10-07: hits too often, too much
User-agent: Zao
Disallow: /
# 2004-06-25: hit too often, not enough time in between hits
User-agent: oBot
Disallow: /
# 2006-09-29: bad bot, hit too often, not enough time between hits
User-agent: NextGenSearchBot
Disallow: /
# 2007-01-08: bad bot doesnt even fetch robots.txt
User-agent: panscient.com
Disallow: /