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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations
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2006-01-26 [+] (145) [-]
This was actually said to an ex-coworker. The speaker is a director of something
involving computing.
Pat Ryan: Files on a server will deteriorate over time and need to be refreshed.
2003-07-22 [+] (116) [-]
(11:56:05) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: suck it hoe
(11:56:10) hmspgh: 'ho'
(11:56:11) hmspgh: not 'hoe'
(11:56:20) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: no, hoe
(11:56:22) hmspgh: 'hoe' is something you use to chop down plants and stuff
(11:56:25) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: cause you are a tool too
2003-07-09 [+] (118) [-]
(Nick V. aka Pinkboy was bending over a desk, trying to get a power supply hooked up)
(Howie and Shawn start throwing pennies at him)
Howie: Nick, stay still. I almost got that one down your shorts.
Nick: Bitch, if you do that, it's on!
Shawn: Yeah, insert one penny to ride.
(Hilarity ensues)
2003-07-02 [+] (201) [-]
(09:24:05) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: your gay
(09:24:08) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: dumbass
(09:24:12) hmspgh: "you're"
(09:24:20) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: nope
(09:24:22) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: your
(09:24:28) hmspgh: "your" is possessive.
(09:24:31) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: yep
(09:24:32) hmspgh: "you're" is "you are"
(09:24:36) Nick V. aka Pinkboy: you posses the gayness
2003-05-22 [+] (106) [-]
(02:03:44) hmspgh: whats the most redneck restaurant you can think of ?
(02:03:49) Shawn Wall: dennys
(02:03:54) hmspgh: besides denny's
(02:04:00) Shawn Wall: hmm
(02:04:02) hmspgh: i mean REDNECK
(02:04:09) hmspgh: like confederate flag flying redneck
(02:04:13) hmspgh: pickup trucks out front redneck
(02:04:18) Shawn Wall: like i've ever been to a place like that
(02:04:35) hmspgh: true, i suspect they dont like "them homos" there.
(02:04:41) Shawn Wall: die
2003-03-06 [+] (159) [-]
(09:01:19) Erik: i feel like shit today
(09:02:23) hmspgh: whats that feel like ?
(09:02:35) hmspgh: see, ive never felt shit. ive looked at shit. ive smelled shit. never touched it.
(09:02:38) Erik: well my eyes are heavy
(09:03:09) Erik: U never had a dog or a cat?
(09:03:12) hmspgh: nope
(09:03:51) Erik: Well then shit can have all kinds of feelings depending on its current state
(09:04:37) Erik: You have shit before, so I am going to assume that you can relate to what I am saying here to some degree
(09:05:25) Erik: Basically.....just as there are different states of your shit, there are different states of feeling like shit.
(09:06:08) Erik: today I would venture to say that I am feeling likeyour ordinary day to day shit.
(09:06:42) Erik: Unless of course you are one of thousands of americans who suffer from irratable bowel syndrome
(09:07:03) Erik: in which case I would feel better than thier day to day ordinary shits